help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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