I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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