Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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