people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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