summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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