come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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