idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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