Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I deserve to be covered in dicks
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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