i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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