no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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