He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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