She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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