apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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