Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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