Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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