i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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