me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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