is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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