you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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