idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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