At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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