My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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