How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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