Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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