can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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