I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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