you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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