Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How naked do you want me to be?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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