You don't have asthma, your pregnant
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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