The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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