it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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