I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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