North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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