Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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