I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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