He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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