dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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