They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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