It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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