oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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