he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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