I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
