id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Everything about him screamed your future.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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