Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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