Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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