You really coming over, don't trick.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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