i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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