hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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