There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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