i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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