Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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