I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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