I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You're like the curious george of whores
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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